It’s Really Tough making movies. It’s terribly hard. And can be incredibly un-rewarding. Although usually the experience of making it can be worthwhile but so much money gets spent on it you wonder about why you would keep doing it. But at least people get paid to make the bad ones. Transformers: Dark of the Moon gave a lot of people work.
What I’m trying to say is. There is no excuse for lousy movie$.
Of course I love bad movies. This is not a list of bad movies. This is a list of miserable movies. Lifeless movies. Movie Failures. $tuff that annoyed me.
THREE FAILURES BY THREE AMERICAN MASTERS
I gotta deal with these before I get into the bottom ten. These were the real disappointments. But I still cannot bring myself to name them the worst. Because each of these has glimmers of greatness.
3. HUGO – SO I was excited to see Martin Scorsese work with 3D BUT the 3D added nothing and the cinematography was the most boring of Scorsese’s career…
Y’KNOW the kids are pretty good actors BUT C’MON I think they spend over an hour talking about having adventures and never do anything.
I LOVE IT when Marty makes weird casting choices BUT the Borat scenes are pretty useless.
To be fair the opening 10 minutes is wonderful.
THE AUTOMATON SHOULD HAVE BEEN PLAYED BY JOE PESCI. This was 2 hours too long.
2. WAR HORSE – The horses can act. Even the animatronic ones. The humans are unforgiveably hammy. Jeremy Irvine spends every moment of screentime either crying or looking like he’s about to cry. Emily Watson is wasted again. David Thewlis is barely in it. Benedict Cumberbatch is perfect but blink and you’ll miss him. The Cinematography is great, but too much when it exactly recreates the ending of Gone With the Wind. There are so many haphazard cinema homages. All done wonderfully. None of them needed. It’s cute to see Spielberg play around with trying so hard to not show gore, but the battle scenes have no punch, no excitement. Empty cinema constantly on the verge of almost feeling good.
1. TREE OF LIFE – I love Terrence Malick’s movies. But I do not love Tree of Life. I guess in some ways its good to know he had a bad movie in him. This one left me so unhappy. And I was angry throughout. Probably 30 minutes of a great film buried throughout. I liked Brad Pitt in a few scenes. The kids were unreal. Nothing to hold onto. Over-written. Over-edited. Too Long. More intrigued by Sean Penn’s scenes. Exhilarating to see Malick shoot modern scenes. Wish this had been made in the 80s as a big messy masterpiece. Would have been so interesting.
TEN WORST FILMS of 2011
10. GREEN LANTERN – Undeniably miserable. Terrible scenes of serious drama between Ryan Reynolds and Blake Lively. Hard to maintain viewing consciousness during them. The Scenes in Space work. Too much CGI, but they’re fun and weird as hell. Totally crazy. But such a small portion of the movie. Peter Sarsgaard acts like he is in some David Cronenberg movie. So that’s kind of nice.
9. THE BEAVER – This movie is pretty stupid, but mostly its pretty lame. Mel Gibson can’t even save it with his crazy. The movie’s mundanity kills even that. Jennifer Lawrence and Anton Yelchin have a lot to make up for.
8. THE MUPPETS – Maybe my most controversial pick. Not only a failure as a Muppets movie. A failure as a movie. Doesn’t respect the Muppets and it doesn’t even care enough about its new (stupid) characters Walter and co. to give them anything interesting to do. Jason Segel and Amy Adam’s gross over the top expressions prove that they never watched the Muppet Show or saw a great Muppet movie. Just be yourself guys. Jeez. The songs are second rate. The Song and Dance is not entertaining and does not recall old Muppet shtick.
7. COWBOYS & ALIENS – What a bummer. Shouldn’t have expected much. Look at the Screenwriting credits. Watch Iron Man 2. Wasn’t in the mood for another waste of Harrison Ford.
6. CONAN THE BARBARIAN – YUCK
5. THE KILLER ELITE – There are a few scenes in this movie where Robert DeNiro is shooting guns or just holding guns. These scenes have high entertainment value. There are not many of these scenes.
Almost as lifeless and un-involving as Tower Heist.
4. MEEK’S CUTOFF – Glad QT also picked this. Wonder what his reasons were. There is an intriguing settlers heading west film here. And Kelly Reichardt has never seemed more sure of herself than when she’s showing these pilgrims’ progress west. Michelle Williams and Will Patton are really good in it. Zoe Kazan and Paul Dano are playing hipster dress-up. And then you remember that you read the director’s statement and you remember that the movie is a metaphor for the Iraq War and Bruce Greenwood’s goofy Meek is George Bush. And the settlers are the Americans and the Indian is the Iraqis and we’re all lost and there’s an uncertain future and this becomes the dumbest slog you’ve sat through and you feel like one of those old timers at the Film Forum who goes “What the fuck was that?” when the credits come up and the house lights turn on. This allegory says nothing interesting about its subject. It just exists as a allegory and if there was no allegory it might have been a good movie.
3. LIMITLESS – This is a great idea for a screenplay. But it was written by someone with zero imagination. It’s not a movie about having unlimited mental capabilities. It’s a drug addiction movie that follows every cliche in the book.
2. SUPER 8 – JJ Abrams shouldn’t write his own material. This movie looks like a 70s/80s Spielberg movie. It has kids talking over each other like in a 70s/80s Spielberg movie. There is a big difference between this movie and a 70s/80s Spielberg movie. This movie SUCKS. The kids are annoying (Elle is good). The adults are the worst kind of uninteresting adults from a JJ Abrams TV show. The beginning feels like a JJ Abrams TV Show. The mash-up of Jaws and ET doesn’t really make sense. And the Monster is an awful design that is impossible to relate to. KILL THIS MOVIE.
1. TOWER HEIST – Hell, I thought this was gonna be good. The Trailer was good. But this movie may have been the most lifeless film I saw all year. I don’t hate this movie. I feel nothing towards this movie. This is emptiness. You stare into the abyss of TOWER HEIST and nothing stares back.
Also Ben Stiller and Eddie Murphy are getting older and someone should tell them that. Maybe Ben Stiller can cool it on the Gym. He’s starting to look weird.
I just read my 2010 “best of” list. I said The Fighter was the best movie. I also have True Grit in my top ten (#9). I can’t stick by Grit. It’s been awhile since I’ve wanted to watch The Fighter. But I still stand by it. Contraband comes out this weekend.
I got really negative in my worst of section last year. Too negative. I’m going to talk less this year. Well I’m going to try to.
Here are the numbers for 2011 -
In 2011 I saw 128 movies in the theater. I saw 99 movies outside of the theater. That’s 227 movies over-all. 25 more than last year. Not every movie in the theater was something I hadn’t seen before. It will take me a minute, but I’m gonna transcribe my list of all these movies into blog form and write a 1-2 sentence review for each. This will be a gift/task for myself and a bonus for all of y’all.
2011 was a weird Year.
I feel a major disconnect with the mainstream critical picks. I don’t buy or accept the praise and I don’t really want to see too many of the movies they champion. I’m trying to erase obligation from my movie-going habits, but also maintain steady, steady, constant, constant viewing.
But it’s weird. I feel like I’m constantly dwelling on the disappointments I find in the movies. Movies of all stripes. I can’t focus on the positive elements. Something is amiss and I have a hard time feeling that there’s something wrong with me.
CLOME SELECTS TEN BEST MOVIES OF 2011
Let’s jump into the top ten. I had a difficult time rating them, but during a conversation with a friend I was reminded that this list is not just about the movies that I enjoyed, but about the movies that I wish to champion or at the very least recommend.
10. HANNA – Hanna was one of the first mainstream releases that I saw in 2012 that really hit me. Almost pure style to a fault. Super crazy fun. But takes its preposterousness seriously. This is important for me in an action film. Loved Saorise Ronan. Loved the friendship with the little British girl. Loved the bizarre love triangle between Hanna and the two british kids. Madcap music and crazy editing that hit on all the right levels.
Saw it a second time and still liked it, but not as much… That happened a lot… in 2011 9. 13 ASSASSINS –
Another movie I saw twice. Another movie that lost some impact the second time around. The first time though. The first time was exhilarating. I saw it at the Paramount Theater at its SXSW premiere. It was a packed house and everyone was into it. Almost too into it. The cheering almost got to be too much, but my general rule is that any audience reaction is a great audience reaction. I had some very strong feelings this first time. It reminded me why of I loved samurai films. It was the most fun I had had watching a samurai flick since the first time I had seen Seven Samurai. I’ve always had a bit of trouble getting into Miike, but this was such an effective movie-movie.
The assassins are all great. Koji Yakusho is fantastic. But the villain… The target of the assassination is so awesomely, despicably, unacceptably evil and his dispatching is so goddamn satisfying.
8. RISE OF THE PLANET OF THE APES -
This was an all too pleasant surprise. Saw it on a whim. Had heard almost nothing but good things, which all went against my massive twitter war against the film. So I got some street meat, hit the subway trains and got to the theater just in time. Made a real mess around me with all that food and all that sauce. Got some heart burn. Really enjoyed the movie. Solid but silly Sci-Fi. Subtitled Apes. Weird unnecessary Charlton Heston references. I really love the shirt Brian Cox wears in one part. That kid from Harry Potter is way too evil to believe. Owes quite a bit to the seminal Matthew Broderick film Project X. Best Sci-fi movie in years. Classic throwback but new shit in all the best ways. James Franco = mad decent again. Second Favorite Monkey Movie.
7. SUPER –
The best Kevin Bacon movie of 2011. Also best superhero movie. Mad fucked-up love story. Juno rapes Dwight. Beautiful Scene. Michael Rooker doesn’t do much. Inevitably be compared to Kick-Ass but its very much it’s own thing. Just as unrealistic in some ways, but way more interesting. All these wannabe superheroes are sickos. A real impressive achievement in terms of the shooting time and budget size. But the best part of this movie was Kevin Bacon walking into the IFCCenter screening late eating from a big ole box of popcorn.
6. BRIDESMAIDS - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WLnHFDPwoWs
I went to see this with Katie Rotondi and while she was getting a soda, the woman next to me leaned in and said “You’re such a good guy for coming to see this with her. I wanted to see The Hangover 2 myself.” What a dumb lady.
5. IMMORTALS -
Mickey Rourke gives his best performance since The Wrestler. The second best Rourke Performance in the modern Rourke era. His literal scene-chewery is practically enough to add this to any and all best lists. Immortals has some of the best eating scenes of 2011 and they’re all Rourke all the time. His King Hyperion is a villain for the age$. All Age$. I did not expect to like this movie. I never finished Tarsem Singh’s The Cell and The Fall looked like garbage. The initial trailer for Immortals looked like an even worse retread of 300 territory. But the movie was actually and literally and wonderfully and so stupidly great. There is a total disregard for any real Greek mythology, but you still get an effective & fun take on the hero’s journey. The slow motion action and violence plays like wonderful choreographed dances. There’s this head hammeringly brilliant scene hidden in the middle that Andrew Parrish really likes. Brain breaking. This movie is so stupid. I love it. Legit great. How can Stephen Dorff be the Gimli-esque comic relief? Why is Kris Humphries playing Poseidon? I love Luke Evans as Zeus. Him and his Mesmerizing abs.
4. UNCLE BOONME WHO CAN RECALL HIS PAST LIVES -
I need to watch this again. I can’t remember nearly as much as I’d like to. Best Monkey Demons in any film this year.
3. FAST FIVE -
I had never seen any fast/furious movie in its entirety until the week that Fast Five came out. I jumped in headfirst that week. I think Fast Five stands on its own ground as a fantastic and fantastically absurd action movie in the grand tradition of True Hollywood Blockbusterdom, but what’s even more incredible is the way it builds upon the shaky foundations of its lesser predecessors.* Fast Five takes the best aspects of the first four films – the characters – and utilizes the fucking hell out of them. Everyone is back. Everyone that matters. And Tyrese is still Hungry. Amazing how great Tyrese is in these flicks and how wasted he is in the Transformers movies. But this movie also has The Rock. And for the first time he earns it. He is a movie star. He’s the best thing in the movie and they even let him kill the bad guy.
Oh yeah and Osama Bin Laden got killed when I saw Fast Five.
*Lesser doesn’t include Tokyo Drift, which is a pretty wonderful film in its own right. Probably a better movie than Fast Five in the long run.
2. DRIVE -
This ended up this high almost just through the process of elimination. That makes it sound like I didn’t like this movie that much, but I did. If you asked me what my best movie of 2011 was right after I saw Drive, I would have said Drive. Such great tension was built and built and exploded multiple times. Everyone is great. Even TV actor Bryan Cranston holds his own against movie titans Ron “HB” Perlman & Al Brooks. R. Gosling wins me over and doesn’t say anything. A wonderful remake of Shane with great great shades of Thief*. Refn finally does it for me all the way. The best fucking soundtrack. So good you got sick of it in weeks, especially when kids play it at their fucking parties. This movie does everything it wanted to do as a movie. And it does a great job of being a movie. It remakes the beginning of The Driver, but is a better movie over-all and it doesn’t have the luxury of starring a 1970s-era Bruce Dern or even a 1970s Isabella Adjani. Love the backlash+. Hated the subway ad campaign.
Cave of Forgotten Dreams made me laugh and cry upon repeated viewings. Only necessary use of 3D in any recent movie. Best ending of 2011. Best narration. Herzog comes close to a History Channel style documentary and I love it. Into the Abyss is a completely different kind of movie. Didn’t even feel like a movie. Life is terrible. Life is beautiful.
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W.O.W. What a year at the movies? But wait we’re not done yet, before getting to the BOTTOM TEN WORST MOVIES OF 2011 here are some special awards.
CLOME SELECTS $PECIAL AWARD$ 2011
MOST HILARIOUS AND DISCONCERTING MOMENT AT A MOVIE - Almost getting kicked out of DRIVE ANGRY 3D, because of Keith Haskel’s uncontrollable laughing.
THREE BAD MOVIES I REALLY ENJOYED WATCHING –
3. The Three Musketeers - The only Paul W. S. Anderson movie that I have ever seen in a movie theater and one of the only Paul W. S. Anderson movies that I have ever enjoyed. This flick is an utterly disrespectful, bullshit mess, but ya know what… it was pretty fun. Impeccably cast. Christoph Waltz may only appear to be more bored on the terrible Carnage poster. Ray Stevenson has a facsinating career. Mila is having so much fun, but is she having more fun than ORLANDO BLOOM? What is Orlando wearing? There’s all these flying ships in the movie. Why?
2. Scre4m – I had so much fun at this packed screening. I almost tried to defend this movie as being good, but its terrible. Props to Eric Roberts daughter for kicking her own ass.
1. Shame- Good acting. Well-made. Dumb as hell. And it takes itself so seriously, which is perfect. The first half is a lot of fun. Treads so much familiar ground, but its moves by at a fast clip and the laughs keep coming. What New York is this? What is this graffiti on the subway? Who are these Europeans masquerading around as Nu Yowrkers. James Badge Dale knocks it out of the park. The Restaurant Date scene is legitimate comedy. The second half takes too long and marches out the movie cliches of a night gone out of control. Oh you’re so depraved, Brandon. A bar fight. A gay BJ. (I wish I was having my b-day party at Quo). A 3-way! and an attempted suicide in the bathroom!? What is this, film school? ALSO – Michael Fassbender looks like a Velociraptor when his mouth is shut.
GREAT MOMENTS in BAD MOVIES
- The Beaver - Gibson fights the beaver. Mel Gibson jumps into Evil Dead 2 and fights The Beaver (his hand) in a duel to the death. Remember how he drove the nail in to the cross with his own hand in The Passion*??? What a scene? What a miserable movie.
*Of the Christ.
-Hall Pass - The Ending Scene with Stephen Merchant is actually really funny. Almost made the whole film worth it.
BEST TRIPLE FEATURE – Cave of Forgotten Dreams/13Assassins/Silver Bullets = exhilaration
MOST APPROPRIATE DOUBLE FEATURE – The Skin I live in/ The Woman = sometimes things just work out. Modern b-movie extravaganza. The stylish mad-scientist shocker and the low-grade, low-budget Weirdo family with a secret.
This year I saw three new NIC CAGE movies and they were all un-forgiveably terrible. Here’s how rank them in descending order. 3. Drive Angry 3D – sick of movies that are trying to be so bad they’re amazing. Almost saved by David Morse and Keith Haskel. 2. Trespass - Nicole Kidman has never been such a disaster. How did this happen? 1. Season of the Witch - starts out so promising. Why did this happen?
Tom HANKS presenting the first award!!!! “What’s it like when you’re presenting the first award?”
8:27 “Yo guys the oscas are almost starting!!!”
8:30 – starting with a montage! Vincent Cassell sucks!
Only movie I didn’t see – The Kids Are Alright
“Trent Reznor, c’mon” – Keith Haskell
Totem! Hahaha
Alright theyre in the movies and so is alec baldwin. Finally.
Feitel really liked Anne HAthaway’s punching gag. and Morgan Freeman. Weird….. ‘Really Good’ – Chadd Harbold
James Franco Butt! “Please call me Mr. Baldwin.” What! What 8:36! Back to the future!
What, so is Robert Zemeckis gonna win the oscars now? 83 years!!!
Dumb Banter. “you get naked, you get nominated.” Don’t stand up mom! The mom just happened to be mic’d.
I would bring my grandmother to the oscars, too. Oh Anne Hathaway, you are adorable.
I love the TITANIC!!!!!!
Booooo!!! But I picked that! I picked that!
On To the next! Cinematography now, already? Oh Wow! I actually think Wally Pfister deserved this. Too Bad I picked Deakins. My least favorite Deakins.
@jamesfranco How is Franco Tweeting Right now?
Brad: fuck Franco
where’s billy crystal at
KIRK DOUGLAS. He;s hav ing a ball.
Brad: what if a speaker falls and kills him?
me: “I AM KIRK DOUGLAS!” “I AM KIRK DOUGLAS!”
SHE WAS SO GOOD!!!!!!
This is cute!
Keith is deleting tweets now. Melissa Leo – what an amazing dress?
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Classic Oscar Speech!
I just farted- 9:01
Hello Mila!
Yaknow Shrek Forever After was really good…………
WHAT!!!!! UPSET!!!!! PIXAR’S GOING DOWN!!!!!!
Should have been Shrek 4EVA AFTER! will be…..
Toy Story 3! Finally got another one!
HISTORIC NUMBERS! when’s The Rock gonna get his Oscar?
me: yeah sean connery was great in that
“this guy’s livetweeting everything!” – kskill
ah remembering the past. Back when awards mattered! wow look at Josh and Javiar!
I picked aaron! duh! Paddy Chayesvky Shoutout…
really the music on Aaron Sorkin….. Really! What!? Wow, you are bold OScar!
I like how they have javier reading all the names!
King’s Speech! d’oh got it!
I could use another burrito. I’m hungry. Really hungry. They Gonna Sing! They Gonna Sing! They Gonna SIng!
I was doing such spot russell brand movies last night. In A BETTER WORLD sucked. (I didn’t see it.) SEAN CONNERY
Oh I think this should be Christian Bale. I really do. It is awesome that John Hawkes got Nominated. Jeremy Renner was not good in The Town.
Geoffrey gets to sit in front of STEVEN SPIELBERG!
So happy Christian Bale won
That one shot in Super 8 is literaly from close encounters!
Oh they always get the pretty girl to give these awards. MARISSA TOMEI!
Taking me back to the time when the OScarS counted Lord of the Rings!
WOLFMAN!
BAKER!
Roger Ebert is so angry at this oscars!
Oh Obama, you make me want to puke!
Randy Newman! but why did that sound so bad!?
and I love when they have duets, but who is that dude?
Should have had Randy play all the songs!
C’mon James Franco, Do some good shit!
George Lucas
Look at all of those guys faces on that one guy!
He might thank someone I knew!
NYU shout out!
Anyone see the part where Oprah Winfrey pees in Beloved?
Inside Job was good, but this guy is right. Those guys should be in jail and we shouldn’t be celebrating these dumb famous fuckers!
Another Jeff Bridges Car Commercial
“How’s the live-blogging going.” – Chadd
“It’s so hard.” – Me
And here’s Billy…..
Bob Hope got a lot of laughs.
Look at that Robert Downey Moustache sweat.
Can’t believe how fast they’ve gotten through these shows. Someone just changed the channell to the Knicks! What the fuck!? Why is there a KNicks game on, now?
I just spotted the Spider-Man: Turn Off The Dark review that you posted and I feel obliged to chime in with my two cents. I saw the show in the beginning of December. It was a birthday present from my roommate who got rush tickets for it with his girlfriend. I want to point you in the direction of this “Spiderman Monologue.” It’s my 15-minute description of Watching Spider-Man: Turn Off The Dark which was played on the WFMU Radio Station this past Monday, January 3.
This Spider-Man musical is a must see. It is also the worst musical I have ever seen on stage or otherwise. (what do I mean by that?)
It may be the most impossibly wrong-headed portrayal of Spider-man or any superhero, but it also captures some sort of strange essence of Peter Parker and the heart at the center of this character. Unfortunately that essence is barely there. Taymor and co. (Bono & the Edge) commit some really unforgivable crimes against Theater, Comic Books and Basic Human Decency. And against audiences. Shouldn’t a Spider-man Musical be as unpretentious and audience friendly as possible. What’s the deal, Julie?
The Music is incomprehensible. Bad U2 music X10. The Plotting is incoherent. The first half is a whacked out adaptation of the First Spider-Man Movie. The Actor playing J. Jonah Jameson is essentially doing an impression of J.K. Simmons. Good performance, but still just an impression. They give Green Goblin a “Spider-Man 2 -esque Dr Octopus’s Wife-esque”, wife character. They also smudge over the death of Uncle Ben in a poorly staged on-stage car crash that does little to Illustrate Peter Parker finally understanding that with Great Power comes even greater responsibility. That botching really bothered me. Earlier in the show, just thinking about how Uncle Ben was gonna die caused me to tear up. Musicals get me emotional. The Holiday season gets me emotional. I started thinking of Spidey in relation to George Bailey. Two guys who made a whole town better, not because they wanted to, but because they knew they couldn’t live with themselves if they didn’t do the right thing. Do the right thing, Mother******!!!!!
Occasionally the musical approaches the notion of whether the spider-bite made peter parker Spider-Man. It’s actually a pretty important undercurrent of the show that is never really explored properly, by the participants. It wasn’t the bite that made Peter Parker Spider-Man. The bite gave him a chance to be a larger than life hero, but it was his basic decency and sense of right and wrong, mixed with the willingness to act that made him a hero. ”There’s a hero inside of all of us”? No. Not really. But some people are heroes, waiting to be awakened.
I got to comment on a point or two in the other review. The reviewer talks about the back and forth scene between Peter and his Aunt Uncle Juxtaposed with MJ and her dad. It’s a great idea, but when I saw it, it was delivered terribly. Maybe it’s gotten better since then, but at the time I saw it, it was amateur hour. Amateur hour in a $65 million production. At many points I felt like I was watching a rough draft in a dress rehearsal. $65 million years in the making.
The other reviewer also seems to have enjoyed the geek characters, whom Ms. Taymor employs as a type of Greek chorus or shall we say “Geek Chorus.” (Before she randomly tosses them out of the play in the second act.) I found them terribly offensive caricatures of geeks, nerds, feminist asian girls with cute(dumb) funny hats and pop-culture enthusiasts of all stripes. They overplay their parts, argue unconvincingly and perpetuate a irritatingly unrealistic, unfunny portrayal of the fans. The fans whom I think the producers would want to come to this show. And the show starts off by insulting them? Yes. Yes, my precious sensibilities were insulted, Ms. Taymor!
Ya know the show looks incredible. This is fact. Not good or bad- Incredible. AMAZING. The stages are amazing. Some of the design is dumb, but there’s no denying the awe-inspiring nature of it all and there’s a palpable sense of danger. Actors seem nervous when they sing. Dancers look worried when they move. If they miss their mark, it’s oblivion!
Reeve Carney is wonderful as Peter Parker. And Jennifer Damiano broke my heart as MJ. And when it’s just her singing one or two of the more simple songs in the show, it feels like a great show. Like something really special. Unfortunately these performances are nearly canceled out by all the sound and fury! And that’s what really bugged me. As I watched these kids I was reminded of West Side Story. And I thought about how the heightened emotions and the singing in a broadway show can really bring out the loneliness and confusion of being a teenager and I realized that Spider-Man could have been a great musical. But this show is too much. I mean keep the stunts! But lose the out of control plotting and inconsistent story structure. At one point Arachne (Weird Taymor addition brought in from Greek Mythology) has her spider lady creature minions sing a song about shoes. No one I have talked to knows why they sing about these shoes! And in the second Act Taymor seems to break down and realize that she’s directing a spider-man musical and has Arachne fly up over the audience and say – “Noone in this town respects me as an artist!” Huh? What? Brilliant…
The second act also features a weird menagerie of villians sporting the worst character designs in the history of superhero adaptation. The Lizard looks like Barney the Dinosaur. The Carnage design might actually be brilliant, because it just shows how retarded the character is. And then there’s Swiss Miss. I don’t even know what to do with that one. The Villians are paraded out in a grotesque fashion show. I felt like I was in a scene from a movie. Like you know how in movies or TV shows characters will watch alternate reality versions of movies. This felt like one of those movies. This show is something that shouldn’t exist in our reality. But it does. It does! Life moves away from reality during this show. You leave the theater transformed. At least I did. Most people were frowning. Confused. Mid-western families on vacation in New York, who couldn’t explain what they had just seen. Kids dancing around. And the undeniable hook of Boy Falls From the Sky reverberating through my head-skull.
I stood in the lobby watching everyone exit the theater. Trying to get my peek into their minds. I caught the idea of the cute girl selling Spider-Man Turn off The Dark shirts. I walked over to her.
“What do you think?” – Spidey Sales Girl.
“Did you see that?” – I asked.
“I saw it last night.” – She informed me.
“What did you think?” – I had to ask.
“I’m still trying to wrap my mind around it.” – she was compelled to answer.
I told her that I felt the same way.
Ya know everytime the show comes close to getting Spider-Man it backs off.
BUT What is Spider-Man? I guess in the end Spidey is what we make of him. He’s ours. The whole wide world’s. He belongs to everyone and is everything. Spider-man is for the ages.
Please listen to the audio. But words really can’t describe my experience of watching Spider-Man on Broadway. I want to go again. I met someone involved in the production a week or so after I saw the show. He told me that they were changing things in the show almost every night and when the show gets released after previews, it’s gonna have a completely overhauled ending. (which it needs. Some characters and through lines disappear and are never resolved. Not that you really care… You’re just very aware of them disappearing.) The way he described Taymor and Bono and the Edge pissed me off. They’re playing with all this money, like it’s nothing. I guess it’s hard for me. I love this mish mash of excess and stupidity, but I hate the wastefulness. The effort resulting in a crappy (Weird and Wild as Hell) but downright crappy product.
Good Luck out there!
It’s snowing in New York and I can’t see out my window! I think I might try to get rush tickets to See Turn off the Dark again. Maybe twice this weekend.
If you use this call me Clome or Dr. Richard Walker. (Years ago I sent in an Apocalypto review under that name)
P.S. I talked to Reeve after the show, Ya know when you wait in line to get autographs at the back door. He’s impossibly nice and looks almost like an alien up close and has a really interesting fashion sense. He said the show’s a lot of fun to be in. That’s nice. He’s a talented kid.
If anything that follows feels like a personal attack, it probably is and should be taken as such. Let the controversy begin.
In 2010 I saw 98 movies in the theater and outside of the theater I saw 104 movies that I had never seen before.
That’s 202 for 2010. Decent Haul.
And now it has come time to wrap it up. (Past time maybe?) Why do we do this? Why do we do this to the movies? And so today in order to prepare for this Best of/ End of the Year Spectacular I was transcribing my master list of 2010 films from my notebook into a word document. I started to notice the movies on the list that were just from the past few years. Pictures like Fool’s Gold, Tiptoes, and/or Redbelt. And I was thinking that the nice thing about watching those movies was that they existed on their own. Or rather I was looking over the list to find my favorite movies from this past year and getting overwhelmed and/or BORED by whatever relationships they have with the other damn movies I saw this year. With this year-end Poop fest, best of the time rap up list it’s like we’re trapping the movies, shows, songs, experiences together in the year they were made/seen/released. Squeezing the life and freedom out of them and carefully organizing everything from our past together for easy fucking reference.
Am I right?
Of Course I fucking am. Now if you excuse me I’m going to go watch A Prophet and see how that stacks up against the rest of this crap.
Let’s get into it for a minute shall we?
Best of 2010
The Best movie I saw this year was Michael Mann’s Thief from 1981. Saw it at the Film Forum. It’s really worth checking out. The Second and Third Best Movies I saw this year were Bill Friedkin’s Sorcerer (1977) and Tony Scott’s Top Gun (1986)
The best screening I may have been at was last January when MOMA showed Tim Burton’s Batman (1989) There was a crazy lady in the audience who was upset with people leaving the theater and talking as the credits played and I remember wondering if they had gassed the theater. Also I got to see El Cid at the Film Forum. I felt really privileged to have that chance.
11. PIRANHA 3D -
“Hey ass wipe! Nice shirt!”
I like it when a movie feels like a movie. Feels complete. A solid 3-star movie is often my favorite type to watch. And it’s hard to pinpoint exactly what it is that makes a movie feel like a real movie. It’s something un-explainable, but you can feel it as you’re watching. I think it boils down to a great manipulation of structure, characters, pacing, plot and music. All that boring stuff that really makes it fly when you hit them on the target.
Piranha 3D felt like a real fucking movie. Sure there were a lot of big dumb tits and some blood and gore for the kids, but more that that it was a movie. Frankly the Exploitative stuff was the most disappointing elements, but the characters and the comedy that the characters brought out just by existing the way they existed, really made the movie work the way it worked. And I think at the end of the day it’s gonna go down as one of the great ensemble pictures of the early 21st Century.* Ranks right up there with Nashville and Jaws and Tremors.
*It was too short. Or maybe that’s a good thing. Still I think another 20 minutes would have really pushed it into classic status.
10. True Grit -
This one is growing on me. I want to go see it again. Part of that may be me trying to wash out Tron: Legacy in Disney digital 3D. Although Jeff Bridges is pretty sublime in Tron. He’s a fucking hoot in that one. I really thought True Grit was going to be my favorite movie of the year. I Ended up liking it, but never loving it. “That movie was good, but it never got off the chain.” – Dan Dickerson. That being said, I think upon repeated viewings, this is going to become a favorite of mine. Something about the music though and the lack of …. AHHHH something kept it from crossing over the boundary of just being a nice little tale told well.
Still this movie had at least three of my favorite scenes and my mom’s favorite cameo. When Mattie gets on her horse to chase down Rooster and Laboeuf and the music swells and she crosses the river I was swept away. I loved the scene. In the book it was a simple moment. On screen it was the literal moment that this character left her regular life and was about to have an adventure. A real honest to god classic western adventure. And knowing what was going to happen and that she was going to grow up to be an old maid and that this was her one great adventure it filled this scene with all this strange power and it was so beautiful and I choked up and now I feel like Dustin Hoffman.
Later the scene at the cabin. Another great one. Mattie’s first taste of the old ultra violence and one of the most violent PG-13 bullets to the head that I know of. Followed up by an excellent and suspense building use of characters watching characters and camera work. Long shots as Laboeuf and than Ned Pepper approach and the confusing violence that ensues. This is repeated later as Mattie and LaBoeuf watch Rooster’s heroic one-man charge against Ned Pepper and the memory of John Wayne in what may be his best scene.
The cameo was Barry Pepper as Lucky Ned Pepper. I’m impressed that my mom spotted him. He’s all covered in scars and what not, but he was her favorite character in Saving Private Ryan. I thought he sounded a lot like Robert Duvall, though. Robert Duvall played Ned Pepper in the 1969 Version of the True Grit.
9. The Book of Eli -
My roommates hated this movie.* I don’t remember what my dad thinks, but I know Ben McCain liked it. I missed this in the theater, but I added it to my queue when it came out on the Netflix and watched it in two parts back home in Yardley. It opens up really strangely. Really weird. Super strange. Sets up the whole slo-mo style used occasionally during the rest of the movie, but it’s way more surreal during the opening. I was hooked though. And kept getting more hooked. It’s an impressive thing to draw an audience (of one?) in when you’ve only got one actor on screen and no dialogue. I should stop here and say that I was on a hardcore Denzel kick at the time, but that’s not important.
The aesthetic really worked for me throughout. Dug the costume design, which is a major thing in post apocalyptic junk and I really enjoyed the way that clothes were adapted into this future, but I also enjoyed the quest and the western attributes. The action scenes were choreographed with excitement and stakes, which is oh so important. And then Mila Kunis shows up. And Mila Kunis is awful and miscast in every scene she’s in and she’s completely inappropriate in the movie and it turns out that Eli is Blind, but I was cool with that. I really liked it
and Michael Gambon and France Delatour are cannibals in it.
*This is always a tough situation. It’s one of those things where you know you’re right. And you put yourself out there, because you want to share this amazing thing with the people you care about. You want them to enjoy it with you and to watch it together for years to come. But this time your friends hate it and make fun of you for liking it and doubts set in. Why do you hang out with these people? What do they know? And then you realize they’re a bunch a fucking idiots. And I’m done with them.
8. Shutter Island
I dislocated my jaw the night after I saw Shutter Island.
This movie seems to be forgotten, snubbed, disregarded and disliked.
And I do think the end was in some terms a near disaster, but I can’t deny how much I enjoyed almost every other moment. (And upon a second viewing you see that everything is set up to lead to that ending.)
7. Cooking History -
I saw this documentary at Cinequest and found it to be disconcertingly awesome. The film is a series of portraits of different army cooks from various European Armies. Beginning with World War Two and ending with the conflict in Chechnya. Intercut with the transportation and slaughter of a cow and a pig. The slaughter scenes apparently caused several festival goers to leave the theater. The chefs are beautiful and fascinating. Beautifully facsinating? A Baker of bread for the Nazis, A woman who made 8000 (?) Pancakes during the siege of Stalingrad, the Jewish cooks who baked bread filled with arsenic to murder imprisoned Nazis, and an a-political Hungarian Sausage Maker who’s pride, sense of humor, and courage under fire in sausage making provided one of the best segments.
Here’s the Trailer -
6. Edge of Darkness -
Mel Gibson is pretty much irrevocable/unforgivable at this point. It is getting harder and harder for me not to accept that he’s a terrible man beneath all of his problems. Rotten to the core. Of course the more terrible he is in real life, the more fascinating his characters on screen are. Mel Gibson is fucking furious and so is this movie. Martin Campbell directs a classic revenge vehicle spiced up with the flavor of some of my favorite 70s Paranoia Thrillers. Movies like Klute, 3 Days of the Condor, The Parallax View, and/or well maybe The China Syndrome.
The movie is constantly in danger of being weighed down by a clunkily talky screenplay from William Monahan, but I couldn’t take my eyes off of Gibson or the lines on his face. So many Lines. He’s devastated in this movie. Jay O’Sanders has one of his best scenes ever in it. Damian Young is delightful and disgusting as a corrupt, impotent, John Kerry-esque Senator. Ray Winstone is so good as the British hitman/cleaner who identifies more with Mel Gibson than the scumbags who have hired him and Danny Huston. Ohhh Danny Huston, I wanted him dead so badly. The end of this flick was so damn thrilling in the theater. Also one of the best trailers from Last year.
5. Kick-Ass BUT ONLY THE BIG DADDY/HIT-GIRL STORYLINE -
I would like to go on record saying that Mark Millar’s Kick-Ass is the worst comic book mini-series I have ever read. And for me the movie wasn’t much better, except….. for the shit with Nic Cage.
And it’s not cause I’m a Nic Cage fan, and it ‘s not cause it’s New Year’s Eve. It’s because when you find somebody you want to spend the rest of your life with… Sorry. The Kick-Ass character storyline in Kick-Ass was an offensive, juvenile, played out rip-off/take on the Spider-man Origin story, minus the lessons of responsibility, the heart and the – me caring for what was going on in any way shape or form.
And I think Aaron Johnson is a lousy actor (Who looked even lousier in Nowhere Boy, which was my Least favorite trailer this year.) Then Hit-Girl showed up and the movie was transformed. I was not looking forward to the cartoonish bloodbaths that had been obnoxiously advertised ad-nauseum in the omnipresent Red-Band trailers. (Red-band trailers are lousy and most times artless/careless) But in the movie the violence was hilarious and exciting and violence and inappropriate. And then Nic Cage started acting his fucking brain out and I wanted the movie to only be about these characters who existed in some sort of crazy 80s urban revenge thriller, something that might have been in some theaters, but really hit it off with the viewing public in the video stores and on Cinemax, something that I would blow 40 bucks on for the VHS for on Amazon.
I’ve mostly been let-down by Matthew Vaughn since Layer Cake, but the promise and execution of the too-few scenes with Big Daddy and Hit-Girl were so WOW. So WOW.
“SWITCH to KRYPTONIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
4. Film Socialisme -
I was waiting for my friend Sean Nortz to bring me the tickets and it was ticking down to the last minute and Wes Anderson was also pacing around as if he was waiting for someone. Noah Baumbach casually walked up with some skinny ginger and Wes Anderson blew up at Noah until he sheepishly handed over the ticket envelope and they hurried into the theater. Sean showed up just a few moments later.
This movie was such a mess and I am in no way adequate to comment on it intelligently. But it was beautiful and thought provoking. Well most of it. The half spent on a cruise with random Patti Smith and IPhone(??) Video intercut with general cruise Life segment and last 10 to fifteen minutes are great. The Second hour at a house in the South of France (???) was at times, in my most humble opinion – useless. But this movie jazzed me and made me want to do nothing more than make movies for the rest of my life, while at the same time re-affirming that I have to nothing to say that is worth saying with my art or any art.
3. Carlos/Enter the Void-
If I had to label any two movies “the must-watch movies of 2010,” these would be those movies. Enter the Void is an altogether nasty movie. It’s preachy and nihilistic. Fucked-up for fucked-up’s sake, re-affirming my opinion of Gaspar Noe as a moralistic moron. A fucking silly Twelve-Year* with an undeniable command over the tools of the cinema, who unfortunately is just interested in one-upping his own grossness. In the end it’s more exhausting than shocking, but Enter the Void should be watched and one should be exhausted and wiped out by the viewing of it. One must journey into the depths in order to better appreciate the greater glories.
I crossed paths with a particularly surly looking Paz De La Huerta on my way to see Carlos. I probably should have invited her along. We were right across from the IFC Center, but she had a lot of shopping bags and she looked really surly. Carlos is almost an entirely different beast than Enter the Void, but the level of exhaustion I felt after was only matched by that experienced after Enter the Void. Carlos should not be watched as a single movie. There is too much and you hate the Part 3, although Part 3 is actually more effective if you watch it all at once. You would get what I am saying if you saw it. See it. The subject matter is fascinating. This movie should be watched in a weekend marathon with Munich and The Baader-Meinhof Complex and The Day of the Jackal and CHE and The Passenger and a few others that I’ll have to think of.
Here are some much more interesting thoughts on Enter the Void.
* From Andrew Parrish’s facebook comment - 5) @Sean Traynor RE: ’3. “Carlos”/”Enter the Void”‘ :: Rob actually meant to say ‘TWELFTH Year,’ minus the needless appending of ‘old’ to the syntagm; he was referring to the Hogwarts Programme for Continuing Studies, in which Gaspar Noé is currently a Twelfth-Year Student (double-major, S&M Scare Tactics / Poon Ogling);
2. Inception/The Social Network -
Inception feels like it was lifetime ago. The Social Network, half a lifetime.
I think that these were the two best made films this year in the sense of the classic-Hollywood style of being well-made. I was not actually planning on placing either one this high. They kind of inevitably fell here.
I feel like I have Christopher Nolan down pat. I know what he’s about. Control. Fear over a loss of control. All present in this one. A movie that’s about dreams, but it’s not really about dreams, it’s about making movies and more than that how movies can change you, because movies do change you. I like getting Christopher Nolan. I like his movies wearing there themes out on the surface and I like that he delivers it in such an exciting and visceral (But in the end empty?) package. I’d like him to direct something written by someone who isn’t him or his brother or his David Goyer.
The Social Network got under my skin. I hate so much. I hate being confronted with the things that I hate. I loved watching this movie. I hated how it made me feel. First time David Fincher has made me feel or think about anything interesting since that late night watching Fight Club twice in a row back in high school. Slick motherfuckers on these ones.
1. The Fighter –
“A NEAR MASTERPIECE” – Dan Dickerson
Ten years ago, I didn’t give a shit about boxing movies. Ten Years ago I didn’t give a shit about Rocky and hadn’t seen all of Raging Bull. A lot has changed. This movie really surprised me. I was expecting a bit of “ironic fun” from the trailers. Another silly Bostonian Romp. Filled with Cartoons, Mark Wahlberg ( I really enjoy Mark Wahlberg as an actor and as a human being.) and what looked to be the most dangerously over the top clown town performance of Christian Bale’s short life. (Also I thought it was Daniel Day-Lewis in the Trailer at first.?)
When I went to see it with Nicholas D Feitel, it was more to get it out of the way and because I didn’t have a good enough excuse not to see it, but I must say the New York Times’s glowing review had gotten me a little jazzed/intrigued. But I was going to see it as a prelude before Spider-Man: Turn Off The Dark and I was sure it was just going to be a forgotten stepping stone. And then a funny thing happened. I kind of fell in love. With all sorts of things. Amy Adams probably stole my heart once or twice, but as much as Mark Wahlberg’s overwhelmingly quiet, torn Mickey Ward or maybe it was his dad played by Jack McGee who had me laughing embarrassingly at everything. I laugh at all sorts of weird things when I see a movie in the theater. Often just because a movie is doing something that I approve of.
Christian Bale is possibly the strongest part of the film, but he may be the weakest. He’s a dangerous son of a bitch and he glides all over the place, but I think David O Russell may be his match in Crazy anger and almost everything he does seems real and works for the film, not just for him. And also the real Dicky Eklund seems hella crazier. As we were leaving the theater, Feitel and I argued over the acting and the characters whom he accused of being cartoons and used Hurt Locker bro’s performance in The Town as an example of something better, more understated. But come on Jeremy Renner was one note and forgettable in The Town. No one even came out of that movie quotin him. It was all Affleck. I’m putting this Whole Jeremy Renner in my Rearview.
I’m thinking of some scenes and they’re making me smile. There’s one where Micky takes Charlene (Amy Adams) out to an art house theater to see Bell Epoque for their first date. It smacks of real life and something only in a movie. But I think the best scene is Dicky’s confrontation with Charlene on her porch, which may be the best work of either actor and is just so good.
You gotta hit em in the head and the middle and the head and the middle and don’t give them a chance to defend themselves. As soon as they defend their head. You attack the middle.
Runners up – Black Swan – Tons of fun, but it should have gone further.
Inside Job – Fantastic despite Matt Damon’s Narration. The movie Wall Street two would have been if the Oliver Stone from 20 years ago was still making movies.
The Town – Not a heist movie. A Cops and Robbers movie. In the tradition of Point Break and Michael Mann. A fun B-movie with a great cast and action scenes that actually felt exciting as hell. Plus Ben Affleck likes Bones.
Ne Chang Rien – I loved this movie. But I also probably slept through half of it, but that just added to the experience. Unlike anything I have ever seen.
Exit Through The Gift Shop – Ya know, this was pretty cool, but as a critique of the artworld, etc. etc. I feel like I’ve seen it a hundred times before, with different subject matters maybe. Too many people told me I would really like this film and too many people compared it to F For Fake. Frankly this movie sucks and pales in comparison completely to F For Fake. Thank God it was on Netflix Instant Watch. But Rhys Ifans should narrate more and more. I watched this the same day I watched Greenberg, I think.
A Prophet – Didn’t actually watch this one until 2011 (Jan 3 2011). Intense, Visceral, Perfectly executed. But in the end I felt like I was a watching Christopher Nolan directing Gomorrah. Honestly this film was great, but I feel like I missed whatever those who loved it saw in it. And it sucks to miss out.
Robin Hood – Yeah. Ridley Scott’s Robin Hood. Not a very good a Robin Hood movie, but a good Medieval Adventure film until the final battle on the beach. Terrible scene. In which characters do stupid things. Some terrible stupid anachronistic/impossible things. You couldn’t have a sword fight, wearing chain mail and splash around in the ocean. Chain mail was heavy. And tiny little Cate Blanchett would have died under all the armor and what’s with the Ewoks. Timeline is a great book. Best part of the flick was Kevin Durand’s Little John.
I also liked these movies. –
Aquas Verdes, Border, Cleanflix, Mother, Hot Tub Time Machine, How to Train Your Dragon 3D, Harry Brown, Shrek Forever After, MacGruber, Valhalla Rising, Toy Story 3, Scott Pilgrim Vs. The World, The Other Guys, Machete, DEVIL, You Will Meet a Tall Dark Stranger, Inside Job, Jackass 3D, Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Part 1, The King’s Speech, Greenberg
And I’m also really torn on 127 hours & I Love You, Philip Morris. I kind of hate 127 hours but loved it while I was hating it. I think every choice that Danny Boyle made was wrong and it added up into a kind of transcendent mess of uplifting stupidity.
I Love You, Philip Morris was not very good, partially because I just don’t think it was put together that well and partially because the directors conned themselves into thinking they were making a love story, when they were really making the story of a con. I never bought the romance.
Worst of 2010
1. The Expendables -
Made so much worse because of its potentials. So many potentials. And so poorly made. Ten steps back. Like five steps back from Rocky Balboa and Rambo. Oh god it was a bummer. Only good scene was the Bruce Schwarzenegger cameo. And that was not a very good scene.
2. Sex and the City 2 -
I think the worst kind of sequel is the vacation sequel. Let’s randomly send our characters to a new locale and see them be fun in Abu Dhabi. Gets the most offensive film of the year award by far. Sorry Enter the Void. Really just all sorts of unfortunate shit going on. Weird boner scene. Carrie finding out that a bunch of middle eastern women have the new fall catalogue and rich people pampering themselves and having fun and flaunting tradition and pampering themselves while everyone else suffers and dies. Sex and the City 2 should be shot in the street, but everyone should get their own chance to beat it to death first. Everyone.
I saw the last half of it after watching Prince of Persia with Blake LaRue. We saw enough
3. From Paris With Love –
I think Jonathan Rhys Meyers dubs over his own British accent in this to supply his character with a rather piss-poor American Accent. Another Disappointment. Taken was great. Really boring. Hard to follow, because it can’t keep your interest. John Travolta (is great, but the movie sucks his soul) shoots this broad in the head at one point and it’s out of nowhere, but I have no idea why cause the story couldn’t bother itself to give a fuck about me so why should I give a fuck about it.
4. I’m Still Here -
What’s worse?
Rich people wasting my time in the guise of entertainment or rich people wasting my time in the guise of art?
Two silly boys wasting all that goodwill that they’ve scraped off of the legacies of their more talented brothers.*
*Fuck you. I would rather watch Ben Affleck any day of the week.
5. The Sorcerer’s Apprentice –
Last time I checked the posters for this are still hanging in the Metropolitan Grand St Station.
Some people got hurt really bad making this movie.
6. Dinner For Schmucks –
The death of comedy or the death of Jay Roach?
Paul Rudd can’t play this guy anymore.
7. The Wolfman –
The Worst edited film of all time, cut by one of the greatest film editors. WALTER MURCH.
8. Get Him To The Greek –
It wasn’t funny. It didn’t work on any emotional level. I don’t care about Jonah Hill’s relationship problems. I don’t care/ buy Russell Brand’s relationship issues. I had come to the conclusion that I was hard on Forgetting Sarah Marshall, but now I think I was just right.
I don’t think P. Diddy can really be funny as much as he should be, because he’s a not bad comedic actor, but half of what he does in this film is based on the novelty of watching P. Diddy do it and that novelty does nothing for me. I’m not gonna rush out of the theater to call my friends and tell them about how crazy P. Diddy got in that party scene (A party scene that would not end and did not make sense.)
9. Iron Man 2 –
A waste. Loud. Overlong. Lacking a punch and then a point. Squandering of important resources. Bet it was a blast to make.
10. Alice in Wonderland –
I’m sure this would have been the worst movie I had ever seen if I had seen it.
Other Movies I disliked –
Tiny Furniture, Little Fockers, Don’t Go Into the Woods, Due Date, Predators, Prince of Persia, The Losers, CLASH OF THE TITANS
MOST OVERRATEDS
Winter’s Bone, The Human Centipede
MOST UNDERRATEDS
Hot Tub Time Machine, Robin Hood, The Other Guys
STRANGEST MOVIE NOONE WILL EVER TALK ABOUT AGAIN* - *unless I force them to…
SKYLINE
2 MOVIES NOONE WILL EVER TALK ABOUT AGAIN –
Wall Street: Money Never Sleeps, How Do You Know
BEST MILA KUNIS –
Black Swan
WORST MILA KUNIS –
The Book of Eli
WORST TRAILERS –
Nowhere Boy, Green Lantern
BEST TRAILERs
TREE OF LIFE, Transformers: Dark of the Moon, Cowboys & Aliens, 127 Hours, Dogtooth
BEST USE OF KEVIN CORRIGAN BY TONY SCOTT –
Kevin Corrigan in Unstoppable
BEST HARRISON FORD –
It’s a toss-up between Morning Glory, the Cowboys & Aliens trailer and his interview on Conan O’Brien
Wow, what a year, right?
Well I gotta go to bed, but keep watching and remember I’ll be seeing you at those movie picture houses!
Winter (January – May) IN THEATER
• The Imaginarium of Dr. Parnassus ( Sunshine)
• My Dinner With Andre (Lincoln Center Walter Reade)
• Avatar (AMC Lincoln Square)
• Pee Wee’s Big Adventure (MOMA)
• Edge of Darkness (Loews 19th St Union Sq)
• The Fantastic Mr. Fox (Regal Union Square)
• Batman {1989} (Lincoln Center Walter Reade)
• Bummer Summer (Cantor)
• The Wolfman (Alamo South) Austin, Texas CINEQUEST/ San Jose
• The Good Heart (California Theater)
• Tercer Mundo (Rep)
• Cooking History (Cam 12)
• Aquas Verdes (Cam 12)
• The Ferrari Dino Girl (Rep)
• Gabi on the Roof in July (Cam 12)
• Friction (Rep)
• Bummer Summer (Cam 12)
• Cummings Farm (Rep)
• Exit 117 (Cam 12)
• Border (Cam 12)
• Parable (Cam 12)
• Shutter Island (Cam 12)
• The Exploding Girl (Cam 12)
• Cleanflix (Cam 12)
• Hell is Other People (Cam 3)
• Anyone You Want (Cam 12)
• Applause (Cam 3)
• Mother (California Theater) Back Home
• Green Zone (Oxford Valley)
• Hot Tub Time Machine (Regal Union Square)
• Clash of the Titans (Oxford Valley)
• How to Train Your Dragon 3D (Loews Village 7)
• Kick-Ass (Regal Union Square)
• Cyrus (Cantor)
• The Human Centipede (IFCCenter)
• Harry Brown (AMC Lincoln Square)
• Iron Man 2 (Zeigfeld)
• Iron Man 2 (Oxford Valley)
• The Losers (Oxford Valley
On DVD, TV, Netflix, etc.
• Dracula
• The Wolfman
• Frankenstein meets The Wolfman
• Van Helsing
• Bram Stroker’s Dracula
• Border Radio
• The Whole Wide World
• Heaven and Earth
• Tiptoes
• Four of the Apocalypse
• Fool’s Gold
• Fresh Cut Grass
• Run Ronnie, Run
• Land of the Lost
• The Hand
• Red Sonja
• Talk Radio
• Intruder
• The Driller Killer
• Cape Fear (Scorsese)
• Tron
• The Emerald Forest
• Deadfall
• Plastic Bag
• Midnight Express
• The Lawnmower Man
• Philadelphia
• The Baader-Meinhof Complex
• Them!
• Hardware
• Get Over It!
• Kiss of Death
• Junior
• Tom Yun Guong (The Protector)
• Perdita Durango (Dance With the Devil)
• Pumping Iron
• Hard Ticket to Hawaii
• The Karate Kid
• Deathstalker
• Iron Monkey
• Consenting Adults
• A Taste of Cherry
• Once Upon A Time in China
• The Gift
SUMMER 2010 (Mid-May – August) Theater
• Robin Hood (Oxford Valley)
• The Rock (IFCCenter)
• Prince of Persia (Oxford Valley)
• Sex and the City 2 ( Oxford Valley)
• Shrek Forever After (Oxford Valley)
• MacGruber (Neshaminy)
• Robin Hood (Neshaminy)
• Bummer Summer (Indie Screen)
• Get Him to the Greek (AMC Loews Village 7)
• Valhalla Rising (BAM)
• Knight and Day (Regal Union Square)
• Toy Story 3 (Oxford Valley)
• El Cid (Film Forum)
• Rocky IV ( BAM)
• Predators (Kip’s Bay)
• A Perfect World ( Lincoln Center Walter Reade)
• The Outlaw Josey Wales (Lincoln Center Walter Reade)
• The Gauntlet (Lincoln Center)
• The Sorcerer’s Apprentice (Oxford Valley)
• Inception (Oxford Valley)
• White Hunter, Black Heart (Lincoln Center Walter Reade)
• Unforgiven (Lincoln Center Walter Reade)
• Scott Pilgrim Vs. The World (AMC Lincoln Plaza)
• Dinner for Shmucks (Oxford Valley)
• The Other Guys (Regal Union Square)
• The Expendables (Oxford Valley)
• Winter’s Bone (Angelika)
• Piranha 3D (Regal Union Square)
On DVD, TV, Netflix, etc.
• Four Weddings and a Funeral
• RFK Must Die: The Assassination of Bobby Kennedy
• Predator 2
• Justice: A Cross the Universe
• Ricochet
• Kiss Me Deadly
• Stardust Memories
• Broadway Danny Rose
• Nightmare on Elm Street part 2: Freddy’s Revenge
• Nightmare on Elm Street Part 3: Dream Warriors
• Walking on Air
• Blastfighter
• Top Gun
• Nightmare on Elm Street part 4: The Dream Master
• Lone Wolf McQuade
• Nightmare on Elm Street part 5: The Dream Child
• Freddy’s Dead: The Final Nightmare
• Wes Craven’s New Nightmare
• John Huston: The Man, The Movies, The Maverick
• Redbelt
• The Wild Geese
• The African Queen
• Halloween
• From Paris With Love
• That’s Entertainment
• Wild Hogs
FALL 2010 (September – January) Theater
• The Tingler (Film Forum
• I’m Still Here (Sunshine)
• Machete (Village East)
• The Town (AMC 19th St Union Square)
• DEVIL (Oxford Valley)
• Vampire’s Kiss (BAM)
• Enter the Void (IFCCenter)
• Wall Street: Money Never Sleeps (Regal Union Square)
• You Will Meet a Tall Dark Stranger (Angelika)
• The Bridge on the River Kwai (Film Forum)
• Film Socialisme (NYFF Alice Tully Hall)
• The Social Network (Regal Union Square)
• Inside Job (Angelika)
• Thief (Film Forum)
• Jackass 3D (Regal Union Square)
• Carlos (IFCCenter)
• Ne Chang Rien (Anthology)
• Due Date (AMC 19th St Union Square)
• Morning Glory (AMC 19th St Union Square)
• Skyline (Oxford Valley)
• Unstoppable (Oxford Valley)
• Harry Potter and the Death Hallows Part 1 (Oxford Valley)
• Don’t Go Into The Woods (NYIT Auditorium)
• 127 Hours (Chelsea Clearview)
• Black Swan (Chelsea Clearview)
• The Fighter (AMC Lincoln Square)
• The King’s Speech (Chelsea Clearview)
• I Love You, Philip Morris (Chelsea Clearview)
• True Grit (Oxford Valley)
• Cluny Brown (Film Forum)
• Little Fockers (Oxford Valley)
On DVD, TV, Netflix, etc.
• Pootie Tang
• Beetle Juice
• Better Off Dead
• Meatballs
• Private Parts
• Paris, Texas
• Alien3
• Alien: Resurrection
• The Dogs of War
• Sorcerer
• United 93
• Blown Away
• The Rookie (Clint Eastwood)
• Backtrack (Catchfire)
• Days of Thunder
• Gorky Park
• Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Sex* But Were Afraid to Ask
• Pierret Le Fou
• Mikey and Nickey
• Prince of Darkness
• Pumpkinhead
• Crimson Tide
• Booke of Eli
• Tiny Furniture
• Reds
• Hannah Takes the Stairs
• Los Angeles Plays Itself
• Meet the Fockers
• Conspiracy Theory
• Greenberg
• Days of the Animals
• Exit Through the Gift Shop
• Showgirls
• Heavy Metal
