Brad: did the take a time machine to get to the show?
me: You live bloggin this?
yeah what’s the deal there
is robert zemeckis gonna win?
Brad: either him or Ron Howard for Backdraft
8:47 PM me: of maybe mel gibson for braveheart?
Brad: again, yeah
8:48 PM me: we’re already underestimating Inception
Brad: big win for Pfister
8:49 PM big win
me: How is Franco Tweeting right now!
8:50 PM Brad: fuck Franco
where’s billy crystal at
8:51 PM where’s Mel at
then you have this fucking fossil
me: Kirk Douglas
8:52 PM Brad: what if a speaker falls and kills him?
me: “I AM KIRK DOUGLAS!” “I AM KIRK DOUGLAS!”
8:53 PM Brad: solidarity
that was fucked up, man
he’s all fucked up
8:54 PM me: Everyone around me really hated kirk douglas
Brad: what the hell is Animal Kingdom?
me: some gangster movie that was supposed to be really good
8:55 PM Brad: where is George Dzundza
8:56 PM this is painful
me: this is cute
8:57 PM Brad: alrite, he turned it around
me: this is so great
9:00 PM CLASSIC OSCAR SPEECH!
Brad: gonna be watching this one for years to come
Jack Palance
doing push-ups
Roberto Benigni
and this
It’s about SELLING the WORK
9:01 PM me: RESPECTING THE SELLING
9:02 PM Brad: what’s going on here?
me: hello Milla!
9:06 PM shut up Justin Timberlake!
9:07 PM Brad: who are all these wieners?
want to beat all of them up
9:08 PM when’s The Rock gonna get his Oscar?
me: yeah sean connery was great in that
9:09 PM Brad: i was talking about Dwayne Johnson
me: i know
Brad: Duane Johnston
fuck this Kindle at
ad
9:10 PM why are these people having so much fun with their kindles
9:13 PM Hahaha
me: classic
comedy
Brad: “Awards for screenplays were given out at the very first Oscars, and they’ve been given out every year since.”
9:14 PM me: facksinating!
Brad: should’ve gone to Freddy Krueger for Nightmare on Elm STreet 4
9:15 PM me: haaaaaaaaa
Brad: man they’re giving Sorkin the hook
9:16 PM that was not a CLASSIC speech
me: i’m with two assholes telling him to shut up
9:17 PM two friends!
Brad: how the hell does Incpetion get a nomination in this category?
9:18 PM me: I like how they have javier reading all the names!
better than the king’s speech
9:19 PM Brad: he be killin ‘em
9:20 PM they should give out snacks with this crap
9:21 PM me: i could use another burrito
Brad: check out this weird tweet from Eric Roberts
“Wally shot THE DARK KNIGHT too.& films 4 LucaBercovici.He’s done all sized films.Some not evn films.More like movies.All wrk shd b forgiven”
9:22 PM me: ha
9:24 PM Billy Crystal, here?
Brad: fingers crossed
9:26 PM me: they aren’t doing enough hosting!
Brad: Brand be killing ‘em
9:27 PM Bye-oo-ti-FOOL
not enough Franco in drag
not enough Crystal in drag
not enough Crystal
9:31 PM me: Jeremy renner was a waste in the town!
9:32 PM Brad: pretty rousing winning music
9:34 PM did people just groan?
what was that reaction?
me: haaaa
couldn’t handle the class
Brad: pretty classy speech
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9:45 PM me: my computer fell over and restarted!
Brad: how appropriate
b/c of the social network and all
9:46 PM me: it’s like franco and what’s her face are barely hosting!
Salt’s gonna take it back!
9:47 PM Brad: Pfister strikes again
JPMorgan owns all of these shitbags
9:49 PM UNSTOPPABLE
FUCKING UNSTOPPABLE
9:51 PM me: MARISSA TOMEI!
Brad: this shit is starting to pop off the chain
WHERE’S BILLY CRYSTAL AT?
BILLY
9:53 PM me: I love Celine Dion as long as she’s connected to the oscars
9:54 PM Brad: loved that little sneak look at John Carroll Lynch
9:55 PM nerds + tomei
me and franco on the same page on this one
me: hA
Brad: she looks like she’s wearing an up toilet seat
9:57 PM ebert is having a twitter freakout about this show
me: everyone is!
9:59 PM he is so angry!
10:02 PM Oh obama you make me want to puke
10:03 PM Brad: RANDY NEWMAN
YOU BELIEVE THIS?
me: this sounds awful
10:07 PM Brad: bring back randy
me: should have had randy play all the songs
10:08 PM Brad: tough competition between Randy, JPM, and BK fries tonight
10:11 PM man Franco just doesn’t give an ess hit
10:12 PM they look really uncomfrotable
me: George Lucas?
Brad: RATM
10:16 PM this guy is gonna be you
NYU shout out
10:17 PM me: I know right!
Brad: totall
y
shit FRAnco just hooked you up
me: yo franco thanks for the hook up
Brad: what is thsi fucking shit
10:18 PM me: missing the point
10:19 PM and who was the winner?
Brad: Oprah, maybe
ever see Beloved?
10:20 PM me: just the part where she pees
Brad: ah
it’s great
10:22 PM me: my friend shot scenes in exit through the gift shop
he’s so bummed
10:25 PM Brad: why wasn’t Randy auto-tuned?
10:26 PM !!!!
!!!!!
!!!!!
10:27 PM me: AHHHHAHAHHH
10:28 PM he is an old man
10:30 PM Brad: Bob Hope is killin’ ‘em
me: Bob Hope died the same week my grandfather did
Brad: tweet it
10:31 PM me: gotta keep some things private untill i publish this as a live blog
Brad: haha
10:35 PM me: oh so what does this win mean?
10:36 PM Brad: it means we get to see those old TVs in the background
this show is exhausting
10:37 PM me: it’s going so fast
10:39 PM Knicks might beat the heat
Brad: Jamie Dimon have anything to say about that?
10:41 PM me: They switched the channell at the house I’m at!
10:43 PM Brad: to the game?
me: what the fuck?
Brad: Jennifer Hudson is just terrible
10:44 PM Gwyneth is just awful
10:45 PM me: 10 seconds ago:
@jamesfranco James Franco is disgusting.
@jamesfranco James Franco is disgusting.
Florence and the machine sucks
10:46 PM I’m now behind you
10:47 PM cause of that basketball game
Brad: haha
fucked
randy won
me: you serious!
Brad: yeah he be killin’ ‘em in this speech
10:48 PM death montage coming up
10:50 PM inception button: http://inception.davepedu.com/
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11:01 PM me: Is this show still going on?
11:05 PM Brad: i stepped out for a bit to get some trail mix
who just won for what?
king’s speech for director?
11:06 PM any Jack yet?
me: bobby but only in some other footage
11:10 PM Brad: so Eli doesn’t get to say anything?
me: yeah what the fuck
this is so rushed but so long
they used to have fun at these things
11:11 PM Brad: wow Franco really doesn’t care
11:12 PM anne hathaway’s “woos” are starting to get to me
me: franco should shut her up
11:15 PM Natalie’s love for the craft has never shown stronger
Brad: Blue Valentiiiiine
me: WOOOO!!!!!
11:16 PM Brad: And hte winner is: Jeff Bridges
Black Swan should win best picture
11:18 PM me: Finally the Luc Besson shout out!
Brad: shout out to Liam Neeson in Taken
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11:24 PM me: KIng’s Speech moved me.
11:25 PM Brad: should i see that crap?
what won last year?
hurt locker?
me: yeah
it won
i dunno
11:26 PM king’s speech is nothing to rush out to
i snuck in
but was happy i did
11:27 PM Brad: really annoying because no one’s going to give a shit aobut King’s Speech in ten years
but people will still care about Black Swan
11:28 PM me: blarf
11:29 PM STATEN ISLAND
Brad: not enough Billy
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11:40 PM Brad: haha Aaron Sorkin and these kids
11:41 PM hathaway with the woos again
me: This is like the end of Close Encounters of The Third Kind.
One Comment
well portrayed, sir. great documentation.