From Feitelogram: http://feitelogram.wordpress.com–
My friend Rob Malone is a beardo from PA, an inspired filmmaker whose post-structuralist films about the Kennedy assassinations and deconstructions of media and Apatovian comedy caused his parents to give him a book on “how to get a real job” for Christmas.
One day I visited him with my other friend Beamer, the sort of reclusive-comedic genius who you’d expect either to be writing for SNL one day or else to be mugging people with a rolled up movie-poster asking “Got crack?”. Rob was at his job, a campus post in the cinema studies department and when we left we were greeted by another one of him, sitting in the hallway, discreetly.
There was the same blond-brown hair, the same facial hair, the same glasses.
“It’s him.” Beamer told me.
“Worse than that,” He said. “He’s slightly more attractive. It’s like, the guy they would get to play him on TV.”